12 Second Property

Could someone survive inside a transporter buffer for 75 years? Well, that’s certainly good to know. Commander William Riker of the Starship Enterprise. Now, how the hell do we defeat an enemy that knows us better than we know ourselves? Flair is what marks the difference between artistry and mere competence. We have a saboteur aboard. I’ll be sure to note that in my log. I’ll alert the crew. Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise. Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you. Maybe if we felt any human loss as keenly as we feel one of those close to us, human history would be far less bloody. Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? Your head is not an artifact! I’d like to think that I haven’t changed those things, sir. Congratulations – you just destroyed the Enterprise. Damage report!